Kristi Noem just can’t hide it, and there’s no use in denying it – she’s got a bad case of the Boehner Blues.

What’s worse – Sioux Falls is about to exposed. That is, those brave enough to risk their children’s education, the end of Medicare, and South Dakota’s credit rating. All we can say is, Yikes! (and pass the Purell)

You see, the Boehner Blues is highly contagious. Here’s what you need to know to protect you and your family:

  1. Never rely on someone to save your job who believes ‘labor’ and ‘workforce’ mean two different things.
  2. If you feel a chill coming on, try tea. Skip the tea party. That’s so 1776.
  3. Remember to wash your hands – just not of compromise.
  4. Orange is not the new black.
  5. Prevention is the best medicine. Vote Democrat for goodness sake.

So, kids, don’t let Noem – or Boehner and his Blues – happen to you.